Lovely Day

Just call me the crazy, flower-loving lady. That, or Queen of No, which I am also loving right now.

Milkshakes consumed today: 1

Answers to faux, fifth grade end-of-grade test I almost got wrong: 1

Perfect temperature outside right now: 68

Do not, I repeat, do not tell my children or my husband that I had a Goodberry’s chocolate milkshake for lunch today.

I do not advocate poor nutritional choices. But seriously. It is a big, puffy cloud day with a gentle breeze and bright sunshine, and I did not have time to create a nutritionally balanced salad with homemade salad dressing. Do not judge me.

I remember back when I was just out of college, and my good friend and her roommate decided to drive six hours and visit me over Labor Day weekend. The weather was just like today… for three days. If you have never been in Chapel Hill when the weather is perfect, you have not yet lived.

We spent the entire weekend outside, drinking margaritas on the deck at Pantana Bob’s, walking around campus, eating good food that I normally couldn’t afford…

And I wanted to say, a la Julie Andrews in Sound of Music, spinning around in a traditional German skirt thing, “Why yes, I have ordered up exactly the perfect weather for your visit. In fact, we Chapel Hillians live in relative perfection 364 days of the year.”

Those three days almost made up for the fact that I was living below poverty level in a brick apartment on the first floor with walls that had not yet been acquainted with insulation. And that the guy who lived above me owned both a waterbed and a shotgun. I didn’t know about that yet. More on that in a later post.

But I digress.

Today is the most gorgeous day. The lilies are blooming outside my office window, and the mockingbirds are fighting each other off as one after another tries to invade the Woodman turf. Our mockingbird is stronger than your mockingbird, dude.

This morning, I wrote an article and then spent an hour “helping” a few fifth graders with mock end-of-grade tests. We read passages about how to construct owl luminaries, why beekeeping is an interesting hobby and how Laura Ingalls Wilder used to respond to every fan letter she received.

I almost missed an answer. But ha! I had the answer key and quickly covered up my adult-ish erroneous response. I explained, in a responsible, teacher-y way, why “C” was in fact the right answer, even though, trust me, “A” would have worked just fine.

Then, I rushed to the library and had 15 minutes to grab “lunch.”

Let me tell you: sitting outside on a gorgeous day sipping gulping a chocolate milkshake may be one of those “what would you do on your last day on earth” things.

And then, because I was on such a sugar high, I didn’t even start crying when they told me my favorite contact lenses, the ones that it took five years for me to settle on because I have that annoying dry eye problem, aren’t being made anymore. And remember, I don’t really have any tears, so…

Better just to enjoy the perfect weather. I’m using all my karmic bank account to try to order up some perfect weather stuff for when my father-in-law and stepmother-in-law visit in June. If they’re lucky, they can join me at the outside seating at Goodberry’s.


21 thoughts on “Lovely Day

  1. Holly says:

    Oh, YUM! That sounds divine.

    Why do contact lens makers discontinue the good ones? Add them to the list of favorite discontinued items along with lipstick and foundations colors.

    • annewoodman says:

      And TV shows! Our faves always go the way of the dodo. My stupid new right contact is floating around in my eye being annoying right now. But I am trying to ignore it because the birds are chirping.

  2. Daryl says:

    Yin and Yang…
    While you enjoyed the gentle breeze and a chocolate milkshake, I was standing in an endless line breathing stale air at Sam’s Club with an elevating BP.

  3. Running in Mommyland says:

    When my nephew was little he would have called it a Telly Tubby Sky! They are even more puffy and beautiful than they were earlier this morning!

    You are such a good mama helping those fifth graders with the end of year test questions. They can be hard. I remember be thrilled (and feeling dopey) that I had the key!

    p.s. I ate a Whole Foods German Chocolate cupcake for lunch. It IS a sugar high kind of day!

  4. crubin says:

    Discontinued contacts definitely deserves a milkshake for lunch. As someone who had to try out many different “bifocal” contacts until I found one I liked, I feel your pain.

  5. Melissa says:

    Next time I come to visit, I expect perfect weather and I want one of those milkshakes for lunch…or desert, so we don’t get busted by the kids. BTW – Big fat Hershey’s bar was had today and it was good and I’m not justifying it to anyone…or telling them either 🙂

  6. David Gentry says:

    If an occasional yummy chocolate shake makes you that happy (it makes me that happy, also), then I say go for it. And it is a lot more healthy than cocaine or meth, or so I’ve been told. This seems to be “I confess” time. “My name is David Gentry, and the other day I ate a whole Snickers’ bar.” It is not up to the level of a chocolate shake, but it sure was good.

    Love, Dad

  7. E says:

    I think the beautiful weather inspired me to make and eat chocolate cake today. (I didn’t eat the entire thing) The icing was made with an entire stick of butter. Paula Deen lookout!Must run lots tomorrow BFF/Running Partner!

    • annewoodman says:

      Yeah, sure you didn’t eat the whole thing. Ummmhmmmm. I’ll have to ask your spouse about that. ; )

      Icing only tastes good if it’s made with an entire stick of butter. Rock on!

  8. jmmcdowell says:

    Okay, my after-dinner kudos dove bar is sounding awfully lame after reading this post and the comments. I can manage eye drops, but contacts? No way. So it’s glasses for me. I guess I won’t have to worry about them being discontinued…. But it was a sunny and 68 degree day here, too, and beautiful.

  9. babin101 says:

    I cannot believe you had a chocolate milkshake for lunch! I want one too!

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